We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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