Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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