I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
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When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
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Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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