maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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