Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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