I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
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being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
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What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
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