Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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