Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Everything about him screamed your future.
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Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
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He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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