I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
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Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
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Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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