It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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