You're my little dorito
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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