no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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