I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
