Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
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med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
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he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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