Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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