***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
