We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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