How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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