I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
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I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
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Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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