Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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