If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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