I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
He kissed a someone with a penis
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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