I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
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She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
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You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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