O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
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Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
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we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
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Let's get the cat blown out
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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