Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
of course. lets lasso hookers.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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