Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Randomize
