Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
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I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Are we still banned from the library?
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
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She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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