He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
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I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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