I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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