walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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