Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I just made out with a guy for $7.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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