I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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