I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
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I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
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