why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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