god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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