I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
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I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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