There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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