omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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