Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
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There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
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I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
If I die, sorry about rent.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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