she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
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We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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