Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
God, you're like boner-b-gone
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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