dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
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It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
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Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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