Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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