Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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