how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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