once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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