On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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