Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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