I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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