You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Randomize
