K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
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You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
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Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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