He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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