So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I am naked and annoyed.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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