He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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