Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
smell my finger.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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