dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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